16 Signs He's Hiding a Massive Penis Beneath Those Jeans

Let’s get one thing straight: You can’t really tell how large a man’s penis is unless you’re fully down there and assessing the situation yourself. (The exception being your dude isn’t wearing undies beneath his grey sweatpants.) But seriously, even dick pics with that good-good lighting can be a bit misleading, ladies.

Thanks to TikTok though, aka what I’d consider the best app known to mankind—pls don’t take it away, @government!—users are posting videos about whether or not men have big dicks based on…well, things not at all related to the size they were physically blessed with.

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Yup, these content creators are making vids that equate basic things men do (like, say, how they drive or how they watch Netflix) to whether they have a massive-sized dong chillin’ between their legs. Some random examples include:

• He communicates well = His dick is big.
• He lets you finish first = His dick is big.
• He doesn’t ask for your Snapchat instead of your number = His dick is big.

Similarly to the whole concept of the whole Big Dick Energy thing, it’s less about actually having a hammer-sized penis and more about the air of confidence that exudes when having a hammer-sized penis. See what I mean?

On TikTok, the sound on these videos, which goes “Oh, his dick is big” over a Doja Cat song, has been used well over 33,000 times. Even some of the individual TikToks are averaging, like, 500,000 views—and you know it’s super relatable content if it’s racking up those kinds of numbers.

Fortunately for you all, since this trend is literally giving me life, I’ve kindly taken it upon myself to curate an article of the best ones for your viewing pleasure. (Also because we must know men’s penises sizes for our own sleuthing purposes.) Below, 15 signs his dick is big, according to the very reliable source of TikTok:

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