Halp, I'm Obsessed with Draco Malfoy After Watching These Horny TikTok Videos

You know you’re on the right side of TikTok when clips from Harry Potter resurface all over your For You Page. And even though I never really was a big “wingardium leviosa” girl myself, I’m…not mad about it. Especially when these scenes include scenarios with a redeeming, not-so-terrible Draco Malfoy.

But if you’re all like, “Wait, what’s this about Harry Potter TikTok?” allow me to explain: TikTok users have been turning Harry Potter characters into horny plebs doing dirty, dirty things all over Hogwarts. (Trust, this is the R-rated version of what you watched nearly 10 years ago).

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And with a lil bit of editing skills and some pulling of old clips, these users are creating storylines that my 12-year-old self most definitely had wet dreams about. (Think along the lines of a MMF threesome with Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Yeah.)

Sure, all of the videos I’m stumbled upon are freaking fantab as any sort of role-play fantasy you’ve had. But as for the ones that literally keep me scrolling TikTok way into the early morning hours? That’s all Draco Malfoy cosplay, baby.

Before you go clicking around for a bunch of NSFW or nude vids of Draco Malfoy though, that’s not exactly it—so sry. This trend merely shows a highlight reel of Draco moments that users have set-up to imply scenarios that are different than J.K. Rowling’s original intent. (You’ll see what I mean).

And, clearly, I’m not the only one consumed by this TikTok trend either: The #DracoMalfoy literally has 4.4B views on the app already, which you can assume means they’re pretty orgasmic.

But instead of telling you about just how gdam thirsty these clips are, I’ve rounded up 13 videos so you can see for yourself. Be mentally prepared to leave this article simping for Draco Malfoy.

Let’s start with a not-so-sly implication that you’re banging the Slytherin dude:

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Umm, some serious sexual tension:

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A lesson on Amortentia:

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How about a lil Cedric versus Draco love triangle:

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…And another because why not:

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The flirting stages of a Draco #lovestory:

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Not sure why, but there’s something non-negotiably sexy about saying “make me” to a Slytherin king:

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This trend + an Ed Sheeran love song = Your dreams

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Okay, back to NSFW Malfoy cosplay:

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Aww, look, a protective, caring Draco!

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Just a compilation of sexy scenes put together (bc you’re welcome):

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Don’t blame me for the things you feel after watching this with the 365 DNI theme song:

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Hickies are a thing in Hogwarts too:

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So, yeah, like I said, I’m no huge Harry Potter fan. But maybe I would’ve been a lil more into it had J.K. Rowling brought these Cedric/Draco threesome fantasies to the forefront of the series. Less Voldemort, more Robert Pattison/Tom Felton spin-offs.

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