Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

What’s happening: Tonight, Mercury forms a supportive sextile to Pluto, the intense planet of transformation, encouraging important, serious conversations between you and your partner. At the same time, Venus, the planet of love, enters a tough opposition with Uranus, the planet of disruptions, so those convos are defs about something/someone you totally didn’t expect! On Saturday, Mercury forms another sextile, this time to Jupiter, the planet of growth, abundance, and luck, suggesting that there’s still a possible “happily ever after” for you and bae, even if things got rough on Friday.

There’s a big Lunar Eclipse in Gemini on Monday, urging you to reconsider how you communicate. Finally, on Tuesday, Mercury enters Sagittarius, giving you a more optimistic perspective and making you want to the world around you, whether by safely traveling to a new local spot (like a park you haven’t been to before) or by learning about the world (like by binge-watching every Netflix doc you can get your hands on).

PS: Remember to be mindful of COVID safety guidelines, especially this weekend! If you don’t live with your boo/FWB/crush, consider exchanging nudes, trying out phone sex, or going on a cute virtual date.

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What that means for you:

Aries

There’s a ton happening in your love life this weekend, especially if you’re boo’d up, Aries. Tonight you’re making deep, meaningful connections and learning more about your S.O. The vibe is very investigative, so if you’re single, it’s easy to find yourself stalking your crush’s social media (Pro tip: Send a DM instead). At the same time, the Venus/Uranus opposition suggests that there’s something surprising happening in your deepest relationships, whether that’s an intense experience in bed, an out-of-the-blue text from your crush, or a breakup. Uranus is the most unpredictable planet, so expect the unexpected. Luckily, the connection between Mercury and Jupiter on Saturday, suggests that whatever circumstances occur will reach a happy ending before the weekend is over.

Taurus

You’re in charge this weekend, Taurus. If there’s anything about your relationship that just ain’t working (or if you’re just sick and tired of being single), then you can make major moves towards creating a happier love life. You just have to get out of your comfort zone. All of the astro-weather is absolutely screaming at you to initiate the changes that you want to see in your love life. Catch your boo off guard with an amazing romantic night together, or suggest a new kink/position/sex toy to try, or hit up your crush and ask them out. Even if things don’t go exactly as planned, you’ll find your approach to relationships is evolving.

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Gemini

Work is low-key kicking your ass (gross, I know), but on Monday, when there’s a lunar eclipse going down in your sign, things get wild, fast! This eclipse directly impacts your love life, and you’re being pushed to seriously reevaluate the way you connect with others. You’re really smart, but your crush/boo is showing you just how much you don’t know. You might think your crush is way out of your league, but then they ask you for your number. You might feel like your S.O. is seriously slacking in your relationship, but then they wow you with a romantic surprise. Or you might think your partner is the best person on the planet, but a not-so-nice secret comes out. Think back to June, when there was a lunar eclipse in Sagittarius, bc this week’s circumstances are 110% connected to whatever was happening then. The outcome here is totally unpredictable, but trust that eclipses push you onto a path that works for you.

Cancer

You have the potential to create fun, exciting, and constructive changes to your love life, but it might be tricky to initiate those changes. Your chart’s zone of romance/sex/fun and zone of relationships are both being activated, so all you have to do is figure out exactly who/what it is you want, and then actually do something about it! The stressful Venus/Uranus opposition tonight suggests unpredictable circumstances—take advantage of the astro-weather by welcoming something/someone new into your sex life, starting a FWB situationship, or flirting with every cutie you match with on Tinder (just don’t expect anything long-term). Basically, the big idea is to generate excitement and newness into your relationship—have fun!

Leo

Sorry, but your weekend = all work drama, no sex. Monday’s a biiiiig day for your love life, though, because the lunar eclipse in Gemini is activating your chart’s zone of romance, sex, and fun. Eclipses are basically wormholes that close a lot of doors—and afterwards, they open even more doors. So let go of old habits, behaviors, and relationships that no longer work for you. There’s also a big possibility that someone in your squad has heart-eyes for you and tries to slide into your DMs. If you’re single, this can be a great time to experience something new in your love life, but if you’re taken, this could be a wee bit dramatic! Sagittarius season is all about having a good time, so this vibe (plus Mercury in Sagittarius’ influence) makes you more lucky in love. Even if this week starts off feeling a little wild, just know that there’s some exciting stuff coming up!

Virgo

People love to say that you have a stick up your ass 25/8, Virgo, but this weekend you’re proving the haters wrong and letting loose! Mercury, your ruling planet, makes gentle, supportive connections to Pluto and Jupiter this weekend, activating your chart’s zone of romance, sex, and fun. You’re feeling like a boss-ass bitch, and your confidence is seriously making people feel way more attracted to you. Whether you’re looking for a FWB, a casual date, or a serious LTR, now is the time to take action. And since Venus enters a tough opposition with Uranus, planet of disruption, tonight, be prepared for surprises—like falling hard for someone who’s really, really not your usual type, or starting up a long-distance relationship.

Libra

Tonight’s Venus/Uranus opposition is pitting your and your partner’s wants/needs against each other, and a big fight (or a very important, stressful convo) might break out. Maybe you want more romance, but they’re not really stepping it up, or vice versa, or maybe your libidos are on totally different levels right now. You are the sign of relationships and balance, but even you might struggle with this transit because of it’s so emotional. If you can’t avoid a fight or just feel way too heated to even look at your boo, that’s okay! Once Mercury enters Sagittarius on Tuesday, you’ll be able to take on a more optimistic mindset, so solving any relationship issues will be a total breeze.

Scorpio

So, this weekend, your love life is getting a little hectic. Y’all Scorpios like to stay prepared for everything, but the Venus/Uranus opposition tonight suggests that there are unpredictable circumstances popping up. At its best, this transit can represent sudden new love connections (but probs nothing too serious), being surprised by DTRing your relationship, or even getting engaged. But at its worst, this transit can suggest sudden breakups, big fights, or a third party (maybe an ex) causing drama. If that happens, good news: Venus and Mercury are both in your sign, making you come off as more congenial, lovely, and communicative. Plus, Mercury is connecting with Pluto, planet of transformation, and Jupiter, planet of luck, this weekend. These connections give you the wit to deal with any shocking situations that come up, the ability to choose a more positive outlook, and the determination to either leave your shitty partner in the dust or really fix the relationship drama.

Sagittarius

It may be Sagittarius season, but Scorpio’s moody, gloomy, bleh vibes are lasting through the weekend. Things get way more exciting on Monday, when there’s a lunar eclipse in Gemini, your opposite sign. Lunar eclipses represent endings and the completion of a cycle, so there’s a relationship that’s reaching a culmination point right now. This could manifest as a sudden breakup or getting ghosted, but it could also signify a friendship becoming a love connection, or even upgrading your current relationship. Eclipses are weird, but trust that the path you’re being pushed towards is where you need to be. Whether you have to deal with good, bad, or ugly news re: your love life is still TBD, but with Mercury entering your sign on Tuesday, you can expect at that any leftover emo Scorpio season vibes will finally fade away.

Capricorn

This is a great weekend for making new connections, and if you’re single, it’s a good time to get your flirt on and meet your next boo! The energy you’re radiating is intense, mysterious, and super attractive, so even if you don’t hit up your crush, you can bet someone will slide into your DMs—and that someone might be someone in your squad. This astro-weather supports a FWB-type of situationship, and it’s not the best time to DTR with someone you’ve been casually seeing. Whatever’s happening in your love life, expect it to feel new—and BTW, don’t be surprised if you start crushing on someone who’s totally not your usual type.

Aquarius

This upcoming lunar eclipse is intense, but since it’s happening in Gemini, another air sign, you’re getting much more harmonious vibes than the rest of the zodiac. Your chart’s zone of romance, sex, and fun is being activated, and this eclipse is suggesting big changes coming to your love life (in a good way). Friends can become potential new lovers, or you and your S.O. might level-up your sex life. You’re making a lot of new connections, whether romantic or platonic, because Sagittarius season is all about expanding your network. If nothing big happens this week, be a little patient: An eclipse’s influence lasts for months, plus Mercury enters Sagittarius on Tuesday, seriously amplifying Sag season’s social energy. The extra action you’re looking for can pop up at any minute with this kind of astro-weather!

Pisces

For the happily boo’d up Pisces out there, this weekend’s astro-weather is urging you to think hard about the future of your relationship. It’s a fun time to spice up your relationship, whether you want to liven up life in the bedroom or just experience a little more ~romance~. If you’re thinking about marriage, starting a family, or just exchanging keys with your S.O., now’s the time to decide exactly how you want to pop the question. Avoid any “What are we?” convos until next week, though! For all the single Pisces, you’re still being urged to consider the future of your love life, but you’re also being strongly encouraged to experience a lil more variety in your love life. Your next love connection may be long-distance, or you might find that you’re limited to digital dates (which isn’t really surprising in 2020!). Just make sure you check your dating apps if you haven’t in a while!

Jake Register (better known by his Instagram handle, @jakesastrology) is a Libra and the author of Cosmopolitan’s weekly Sexoscopes.

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