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13 Sex Toy Storage Ideas for Every Person
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Unless you’re cool with inserting sex toys into your body that have been collecting weird drawer dust and lint, it’s a good idea to invest in some sort of dedicated sex toy storage system. Not only for cleanliness (I was joking about the drawer dust, please always wash your sex toys before use), but just ease of mind so you’re never scrambling to find That One Reliable Bullet.
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While many sex toys these days come with little discreet bags (I am rich in little black drawstring satin bags), having a bunch of fabric bags lying around isn’t very space-saving or helpful in organizing your collection. Luckily, there are tons of fun sex toy storage options — everything from discreet storage options (most of these have locks) to showy, to high tech, to downright fun. Here are a few of our favorite sex toy storage ideas.
1. Puritize (Formerly UVee)
This case is discreet, plain, has a combination lock built in, and effing sanitizes your toys while storing them using UV-C light. My germaphobic self will always stan this UV-C case and I have not only one for toys, but one for household things like remotes, Airpods, my phone, and have even historically waxed poetic about how great it is at cleaning dog toys. And yes, this was specifically designed for sex toys originally, although the recent name change to ‘Puritize Home’ makes it seem like it’s just a general storage box. I can vouch for this originally being marketed as a sex toy cleaner and storage contraption. The device looks like a tanning bed for your toys, and depending on the size you get, can fit everything from bullets, insertable vibes, Rabbits, and most impressively, even a Magic Wand. The larger size also has charging ports, so you can charge while you sanitize.
2. b-Vibe UV-C Cleaner
If you still love the idea of a UV-C cleaner, but want a less bulky option, go with this. The b-Vibe UV-C cleaner is discreet, small, and the fact that it’s soft (as opposed to a hard case like the Puritize) makes it a great option for those with smaller sex toy collections. B-Vibe is also a cool company and donated 50 of these sterilizer pouches to NYC hospitals during the start of the pandemic to help sanitize healthcare worker’s phones and other items. We love to see it!
3. Plume Moi Box
The Plume Moi Box (say ‘Moi Box’ three times fast, it’s fun) is not only discreet, but gives off major eleganza vibes with the lacquer finish (expensive!) and cowhide combination lock. You also get a travel case, which can help organize your toys even further inside the box. The site includes a really great breakdown of toys that will fit inside and toys that won’t fit (a life-size sex doll is on the ‘no’ list, as are Magic Wands.)
4. Happy Rabbit Silicone Clutch Case
Not quite as discreet, but still cute, this silicone case available in two sizes from Happy Rabbit is a nice cohesive way to keep all your silicone sex toys together in one place. The larger size fits Rabbit toys, while the smaller size is perf for bullets, cock rings, and condoms.
5. Babeland Logo Clutch
If you wanna show off your toys and support small business, this delightful glitter vinyl (aka all the fun of glitter, with none of the fallout) with Babeland’s logo is affordable and cute. The pouch is designed by Julie Mollo, famous for Katy Perry’s early fruit costumes. It’s not huge, so it’s probably best for smaller toys like bullets, condoms, cock rings, and lube packets, but if you’re just starting your sex toy collection, you need this.
6. Clam Case
Okay, this is kind of a chicken-and-the-egg scenario because you’re buying the sex toys for the storage, which is justifiable when the case in question is an ultra-cute clamshell and the sex toys are kegel “pearls” inside. Honestly, I say chuck the balls and go with a more popular kegel ball like the high tech Lovelife Krush or cult-fave Lelo Pleasure Beads, but keep the case because it’s so effing cute.
7. Lovehoney Lockable Case
For under $30, this generously sized hard plastic zippered case is a great deal. There are tons of mesh and elastic pockets to organize your goodies, and it’s roomier than it looks. The zippers also line up so you can throw a padlock on there, suitcase-style, should any nosey roomies start poking around. Remain an enigma!
8. Lock Box Medicine Cabinet
This hard plastic case is pretty affordable if you’re looking for something with a built-in combination lock. It’s designed for medications and pill bottles, so it’s probably not going to fit larger toys like a Rabbit, but a lot of smaller bullets, lubes, condoms, and other small things would definitely fit.
9. A Classy Train Case
At ten inches, this case is medium-sized, meaning several bullets could go in here, and possibly some insertable toys, although anything Magic Wand sized wouldn’t fit. There’s also a built in combination lock, and it’s more than cute enough to show off. Plus, if anyone gets suspicious, maybe you just travel with a locking cosmetics case?!
10. New English Dictionary Stash Box
For something you can hide in plain sight, this hollowed-out dictionary comes with two keys for secure and discreet storage. Because it is book sized (albeit, dictionary-sized, so a thick book, but still), it’s probably best for smaller toys.
11. Water Bottle Stash Box
This will fit a bullet vibrator maybe, or a couple condoms or lube packets, so definitely get something else if you’re trying to store a big ol’ wand, but snoops would probably NEVER think to look in here.
12. Fake Tire Foam Can
Turns out there is a whole bunch of stash cans on Amazon that are delightful in their own way. The specificity of this can of tire foam is something I will be thinking about forever, probably. Because it’s smaller (but looks roomier than the water bottle), this can would be best for small bullets, condom packets, lubes. I don’t know your life, but if you’re able to have tire foam casually in your room without it seeming suss, I’m into that and I support that for you.
13. Fake Can of Corn
Likewise with this surprisingly roomy fake can of corn. I might buy this just to keep a can of corn under my bed. This stash box measures around four inches tall, which is more than enough for bullets, and even larger “lipstick” vibes like the OhMiBod Lovelife Smile, which is three inches.
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