What’s happening: Tonight, Venus and Mars (aka the love planets) square off, and Mercury, planet of communication, forms a supportive sextile with lovey Venus. On Saturday, Mercury enters romantic Libra, and on Sunday, Venus enters flashy, flamboyant Leo. On Wednesday, the Sun harmonizes with Jupiter, planet of abundance and luck, bringing an optimistic and upbeat […]
Being ghosted sucks, but if you’re dating in this day and age, it’s unlikely you’ll ever avoid being ghosted entirely (or even ghost a few people yourself.). It’s just part of life! And while it can be confusing to have someone who seemed so into you, suddenly just…go quiet, it’s just proof it wasn’t meant […]
Dear husband: I love you. We have great sex. You’ve helped me live out my exhibitionist kink amid a global pandemic and I’ve helped you by investing in an inflatable pool (to everyone reading this, IYKYK). But there’s one, tiny thing I need to talk to you about: I’m officially-officially done with penetrative sex. Let […]
Dating in 2020 looks a lot like an “Expectation vs. Reality” gif. Expectation: Love! Happiness! Butterflies! Reality: masks… Zoom…glory holes??? And while people have certainly been making the whole socially-distant thing work, it’s undeniably a weird time to be single and/or navigating a relationship. But it’s also not the first weird time of its kind. […]
Hey! The story you’re about to read was published prior to our April 2020 investigation on the G-spot. The truth is: It doesn’t exist. Learn more here. For as much ink as the G-spot (or um, lack thereof) gets for people with vaginas, the prostate also gets trotted out as the penis-haver’s companion erogenous zone. […]
Khadija HortonGetty Images ICYMI: The tongue is one of the strongest muscles in the body. Not only can it bend, twist, lick, and maybe even turn into that weird shape you used to flex back in middle school, but it literally functions to help you eat, swallow, and speak. In other words, it’s high-key important. […]
Ella Paradis | Lovehoney | John Francis Okay, okay, it seems way too early for an advent calendar now, but the truth is, deep down you know you gotta do that research now if you’re gonna find the perfect one to have everything squared away and ready come December 1st. (Besides, anything that makes 2021 […]
Sanchi OberoiGetty Images Good news: Your masturbating habits are 100 percent normal. That’s it. That’s the story. No questions asked. We good? Seriously, I don’t care how often you masturbate, when you prefer to masturbate, or what time of day you masturbate. If it gives you pleasure and isn’t getting in the way of, like, […]
Sex reassignment surgery, also known as gender confirmation surgery or GCS, is a broad term used to describe a variety of procedures meant to confirm someone’s gender and treat gender dysphoria. When it comes to MTF gender confirming surgery, these procedures can include genital surgeries, facial feminization surgeries, breast implants, and more. When combined with […]
Hey, cutie. Just wanted to let you know that this story originally ran in our September issue, so if you like what you see, you should probably snag a hard copy ASAP. Bye! Three dating apps, 242 Tinder matches, one $14 sound machine, and three neck muscles strained. Yup, that’s everything it took me to […]