Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

What’s happening: On Saturday, Venus in sexy Scorpio harmonizes with dreamy, romantic Neptune. On Sunday, the lovey-dovey vibes disappear as Venus enters a complicated quincunx aspect with Mars. The two love planets—Venus (romance) and Mars (sex, passion)—aren’t seeing eye-to-eye this weekend. The emotional drama starts to get more and more stressful, especially on Wednesday, when the Sun squares off with Neptune.

This is SUPER emotional energy. You’re feeling a strong sense of urgency and a desire to make meaningful, deep, intimate connections with others (even if the other person’s not really into it). Finally, on Thursday, things can potentially get better when Venus connects with powerful Pluto, enabling you to transform your relationship for the better after all the dramz.

BTW: Remember to be mindful of COVID safety guidelines! Remember, you can date and have sex virtually—consider exchanging nudes, trying out phone sex, or going on a cute long-distance date.

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What that means for you:

Aries

You’re feeling extra emotionally sensitive this weekend, which could mean that you ~bond~ with your crush/boo…buttttt it’s more likely that instead, you’ll blow the teeniest issue way out of proportion. In fact, issues outside your control (like job stress, family stress, holiday stress, pandemic stress) are simply making it hard for you and bae to get on the same page. Misunderstandings and miscommunications are likely, especially in your sex life—like, you and your boo probably have completely different libidos this week. Work on being patient and considerate to avoid the drama.

Taurus

Got plans tonight, Taurus? The astro-weather is great for sliding into your crush’s DMs, DTR-ing, or leveling up your relationship (like by deciding to move in together). Just make sure you speak out instead of hint-hint-hinting, bc your partner won’t pick up on what you want unless you’re totally direct. Then, there’s ex drama coming up on Sunday. They want something from you! If it’s something material like their old sweatshirt, just give it back. If they want you back, block ’em. Oh, and PS: If you missed this weekend’s auspicious astro-vibe, Thursday’s Venus/Pluto connection is also *chef’s kiss* for DTR-ing or leveling up your relationship!

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Gemini

Sorry, Gem, but work drama is taking over your week…until the Sun squares off with Neptune on Wednesday. This is the week’s big big big transit for your love life, and it’s, um, not great. The Sun is in Sagittarius, pulling most of your focus towards your relationship, and Neptune, the planet of illusions, is in your chart’s zone of “status.” Let’s put two and two together: You and your boo/crush/FWB just are not on the same page about your ‘ship. Make sure you’re prepared for a big “What are we?” talk—and don’t be surprised if you disagree. Don’t assume the worst, Gemini—you and your boo can work through this with time.

Cancer

You’re absolutely not the type to rush into things…but this weekend is the exception. This astro-weather is all about gushy, cutesy, romantic feels. Like don’t be surprised if you go on one FaceTime date and decide they’re The One. The vibe is very dramatic, TBH! My advice? Enjoy yourself, but don’t send out Zoom wedding invites just yet. If you’re still feeling super into your new paramour by the end of the week, the connection between Venus, planet of love, and Pluto, planet of power and transformation, can lead to some constructive changes in your ‘ship—anything from an amazing second date to leveling up your longtime ‘ship.

Leo

Be careful about who you open up to this weekend, Leo. The über-emo planetary action is making you vulnerable. If your ‘ship is healthy, you could make a deep, meaningful connection with your crush or get even closer with your S.O. (*wiggles eyebrows*), but if you’re single, you might catch feelings for someone who’s just not feeling the same. Be careful, or you might get your heart broken.

Virgo

This is a big, big week for your love life, Virgo—in both a good way and a bad way. Venus is in Scorpio, helping bring you lots of new love connections (or if you’re boo’d up, helping you to upgrade your relationship). But just know that all these cuties won’t make the cut. If you’re flirting with five hotties on Friday, by Wednesday, only two of them are texting you back. Hold onto those that stick around—it’s quality over quantity, after all!

Libra

Your love life is aaaaallllllll jumbled up right now, Libra, and you need to stop and look at how you and your partner/FWB/crush treat each other on a day-to-day basis. How do you show affection? How do you communicate? Libras tend to be very big about showing love through words of affirmation, but think about how your partner shows affection—if you’re dating, say, a Taurus, try switching things up and start surprising them with flowers. By implementing better habits when it comes to how you treat your boo, you can make your relationship run much more smoothly.

Scorpio

Venus is in your sign, so all things Venusian (love, pleasure, beauty) are radiating from you right now, and this weekend’s Venus/Neptune connection is amazing for your love life. You’re more magnetic, seductive, and people are loving it. Scorpio season is long gone, but TBH, you’re still the star of the show this weekend! You’re still getting a ton of action during the week, but even the flingiest of flings can lead to you catching feelings, thanks to Neptune’s influence dissolving your boundaries. At the end of the week, Venus connects with Pluto, suggesting that there are big, big, big conversations happening between your partner/crush that can bring some sort of transformation to your relationship. Don’t worry—it’s the good kind of change!

Sagittarius

An ex has been causing drama, and Venus in Scorpio is to blame. The love planet is activating your chart’s twelfth house, which governs the ending of cycles, and it’s demanding that you tie up loose ends. You’re one of the most fast-paced, always ready-to-go signs, so when you get that “we need to talk” text, you might pop off on them. But hear them out before you hit block! Drama could be coming from your crush/FWB/situationship/S.O., too, in the form of mixed signals—just try to be patient and figure it out. As stressful as this sounds, this is a time when you’re meant to clear out baggage. That way, when Venus enters your sign in a couple weeks, you’ll be 100% ready for action.

Capricorn

Oh, Capricorn. You have a rep for being cold, but this is yet another week for you to prove the haters wrong. All the über-emo astro-weather from the past….forever…has been pushing you to open up and connect with others—especially romantically. You’re having an easy time connecting with your crush, and if you’re single, you’re switching things up with sexy lingerie or a surprise date night. Wednesday is the most romantic day of the week for you, but it’s also the most emotional. If you’re boo’d up, have fun! If you’re single, you might want to distract yourself with friends, work, or a hobby, because you’re probably feeling lonely (it’ll pass!).

Aquarius

Venus and Mars are getting into a tiff this weekend, and it can make you feel a little more forceful with your words than usual. You want something to “declare” your relationship status, but your boo just ain’t delivering. Consider this: maybe you can be the one to suggest a change? You might also be getting bored with your sex life—so why not suggest trying something new instead of just resenting your boo for having a favorite position? Instead of letting your irritation build up, spend this weekend exactly what you want from your relationship. Then, start a convo with your boo about how to get there.

Pisces

Your sign is all about compassion, empathy, and connecting deeply with others, but this week, something seems to be holding you back—your self-worth. Maybe you’re crushing hard on someone, but you think they’re totally out of your league. Maybe you’re ready to DTR but you’re not sure if your almost-boo is ready to take things to the next level. Your mood is always changing, and when you’re on an emotional “high,” you might have the confidence to slide into someone’s DMs, but if you dip down into an emotional “low” before they get back to you, you’re too afraid of rejection to reply. You know that your mood is just fluctuating (as per usual), but they might think that you’re being flaky or playing games. Make a decision and stick with it this week, and you can get exactly what you want!

Jake Register (better known by his Instagram handle, @jakesastrology) is a Libra and the author of Cosmopolitan’s weekly Sexoscopes.

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