Love , Sex and Relationships
Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend
Jan
What’s happening: Tonight, the Moon is in dreamy Pisces. On Sunday, a transit called Jupiter square Uranus, which has been building up for a couple of weeks, is at its strongest. This energy between the Jupiter, the planet of luck and expansion, and Uranus, the planet of surprises and disruption, makes it an excellent time to radically change your life at home or in your relationships.
Aquarius season begins on Tuesday, helping you to connect with others more easily. Finally, on Wednesday, fiery Mars collides with Uranus, amping up your libido and inspiring you to try something (or someone!) new in your sex life. (BTW—stay safe, y’all! Sexting, phone sex, video sex, etc. are all COVID-safe options.)
What that means for you:
Aries
This weekend’s a pretty lonely one, unfortunately, and you’re doing a ton of self-reflection. And after all soul-searching, you’re discovering that you need to make some big changes to get the love life you desire—if your sex life is stale, buy some kinky new toys! If you’re not getting enough romantic action from your S.O., plan a super steamy date night in! If you’re single and ready to mingle, Aquarius season (starting on Tuesday) makes it easier than ever to shoot your shot.
Taurus
Uranus, the planet of disruption and surprises, is in your sign right now, and it’s the star of the show with this week’s astro-weather. Thanks to these Uranian vibes, you’re feeling rebellious this weekend, and you’re ready to take action. When Mars and Uranus connect on Wednesday, ask yourself: What can you do now to get the relationship status you want? Ask out your crush, tell your S.O. you want to talk about moving in together, or break up with your current boo if it’s not working. You’re empowered to take control of your love life and make the changes you want.
Gemini
Aquarius season starts this week, and you’re vibing wonderfully with this light and breezy astro-weather! You’re able to spice up your love life by trying something totally new. Buy some new toys, try roleplaying, or get kinky this week, and you’re p much guaranteed to have a kickass time. Just one thing to look out for—Mars and Uranus team up on Wednesday, suggesting that your ex is coming back around to stir up some serious trouble.
Cancer
As one of the most sentimental signs, you’re naturally inclined towards serious relationships, and this week’s astro-weather is reinforcing how much you value commitment. This is not a great time for hookups or flirtationships, because catching major feels for your fling is all but guaranteed. The vibe is super steamy, and sex is much more intimate and erotic. If you’re boo’d up, you’re opening up to your partner, connecting on an extremely deep level, and truly learning the value of trust. If this sounds intense, that’s because it is, Cancer—you have a super emotional week ahead of you.
Leo
Tonight’s Pisces Moon is activating your chart’s zone of intimacy. It’s perf for romance, and life in the bedroom is hotter than ever! This is amazing if you’re already boo’d up, but you can still have a baller time if you’re single—just know that you’re very likely to catch feelings for anyone you flirt/sext/etc. with. Aquarius season = cuffing season for your sign, and it starts on Tuesday, so expect an upgrade to your relationship status over the next few weeks!
Virgo
Your chart’s relationships zone is being turned on by tonight’s Pisces Moon, so schedule a date, climb into bed with your boo, or just cue up a steamy romance movie. Capricorn season’s influence has been making your love life a big focus lately, and this is the final weekend you get to enjoy this upbeat, exciting vibe. Aquarius season starts on Tuesday, making your love life a much smaller focus because life on the job is your top priority…wah wah.
Libra
Even though you’re staying busy most of the weekend, Sunday’s rare, potent astro-weather suggests that you’re having an unforgettable encounter with someone super sexy. You’re discovering new turn-ons, becoming more adventurous in bed, and Aquarius season helps you take this spicy, exciting energy with you for the next month! Wednesday’s the perf day to get a little kinky—you tend to let your boo take the lead in bed, but Mars conjunct Uranus’ influence encourages you to flex your dominant side for a change!
Scorpio
NGL, you’re having a pretty emotional week, Scorpio—although not necessarily in a bad way. This astro-weather is pretty great if you’re looking for extra romance, and if you’ve been thinking about DTRing, Sunday’s the perf time to do it. Aquarius season begins Tuesday, making you feel way more introverted, so if you’re single, don’t expect too many new love connections. And if you’re coupled up or just crushing on someone, Wednesday’s Mars/Uranus conjunction is highlighting any tension between you and boo. If the tension is purely sexual tension, have fun! But if there’s any hidden resentments, jealousy, or secrets, expect it all to come out this week!
Sagittarius
K, so work is kicking your ass this week, and whether you’re single or boo’d up, your love life is basically dead. Sorry bout it, bb, but don’t worry—Aquarius season starts on Tuesday, helping you find some time to stay in touch with your crush/boo. If you’re totally single, this is the perf time to make new connections (*wink wink*), so once all of the chaos and confusion at the office subsides, expect a few new cuties to slide into your DMs!
Capricorn
The Moon is in Pisces tonight, helping you to open up and express your ~feelings~ to your boo/crush. The rest of this week is less lovey-dovey and more hot-and-bothered! You’re feeling shamelessly passionate, your sex drive is skyrocketing, and you’re zero percent afraid to shoot your shot. However, you run the risk of coming off as little extra. If your partner just ain’t feeling it, or your crush isn’t interested in you, don’t keep pressuring them—you gotta respect others’ boundaries!
Aquarius
I’m gonna keep it real: You’re just not getting a ton of action right now. Capricorn season’s influence is making problems with exes a big theme in your life, but come Tuesday, the drama finally subsides as Aquarius season 2021 begins—happy bday! Although you’ll have to wait for ~romance~, this is a great time to start laying the foundation for the love life you want in the future. If you’re single and looking, start swiping through your dating apps, or figure out how you want to approach your crush. If you want to upgrade your relationship status, plan out how you want to start the convo. This is not the best time to take action, but it’s a good time to start preparing for the changes you want to make. Be patient!
Pisces
You’re feeling even more emo than usual with the Moon in your sign this weekend, but try to take advantage of these lunar vibes with a romantic date night or hot sex/sexting sesh. Try to end Capricorn season with a bang (literally!) because your love life (and life in general) slows way down come Tuesday, when Aquarius season starts. Aqua season also makes drama with your ex a potential issue—Wednesday’s astro-weather suggests that they might hit you up. Instead of lashing out and starting a (totally unnecessary) fight, try to confront them without being aggressive…or just hit the block button.
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